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ONCE UPON A ... - Lot’s been decayed over decades but we can make a difference.

Once upon a thyme spicing up the sauce,
Once upon a time when we got all we sourced,
Nurtured by mama’s nature; love was the source;
A love coated care like a thyme suited curry
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” Once upon a yesterday “, is today’s message,
“Once upon a today”, may turn tomorrow’s messed age,
Don’t just walk but work; message from not a mere sage,
Once upon the time now called, “Once upon a time”
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Been a long time coming; yes! Once upon a time,
It’s like a short time going; limited sand of time,
Been gifted the present life to make a future spicy thyme;
Once upon a past that’s already walked past
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Once upon a time we were the kids of the future,
Once upon a time we had work as few chores,
Once upon a time hard work was the basic feature;
Once upon a story; twice upon the glory
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Not meant to crawl with the past of the ere it age,
Not just the talk but do the work in this air-it-age,
And gradually walk and fly into the heritage;
Lot’s been decayed over decades but we can make a difference.
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Photo Credits: POETS The Original
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I WISH - I wish I could wander off just to wonder on and taste the Fanta’s sea in sweet fantasy,

I wish the problems piled in heaps won’t uncover her hips,
That she pays not with tits to free her circumstance veiled teeth,
I wish he corrects his flaws despite Life’s errors;
Not relegated to the floor for uncontrolled Eros
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I wish Life corrects the buts without using her butts,
That she needs not woo man before seen as woman,
Wish He sees the Miss He takes not as a mistake;
Happily married ever after and not amidst ache
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This knee’s word begs for Disney’s world,
Where South doesn’t go nuts nor the Beast go worst,
Where beauty and the beast can live in harmony,
Where the Earth’s treasure chest equally shares her money
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Oh! How I wish, Love’s grid may counter greed,
That the truth may take root in love’s divine route,
I wish the world were full of those with sound wishes;
I’d long for more sand of time like sandwiches
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I wish this unity will outdo disunity,
I wish love would heal us; that hate may not kill us,
That the hatred that sees us will never cease us;
That love will help us not to be torn by hate’s scissors
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Events shown through inventions; some bygones by guns;
I wish this machine won’t end up breaking my chin,
The human race is in a race; easier done in this car;
I wish this car doesn’t accidentally cause this scar
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I wish the law rules in a way that none breaks rules,
I wish money stops causing pains and mourning,
I wish every curse turns blessed showers of rain,
I wish our life course is into Love’s reign
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I wish I could wander off just to wonder on
And taste the Fanta’s sea in sweet fantasy,
I wish a wish for you; that your wishes come true;
Wish my wishes come true; that yours may come through.
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Photo credits: POETS The Original
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Yovi ft Lil Kesh & Mayorkun - Amen Remix

INTRO:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. Some dey sleep falalala.... Sima. YAGI level..
Call me Yovi Yovi oh nah nah.... Sima... Mayorkun baby o... Oh Zedicus nwanne.. Swa
Nah nah nah nah nah nah.. You already know...L-R-R


VERSE 1: (Lil Kesh)
Alubarika mo toro, cos I hustle everyday.
As you dey bless Aliko Dangote so tey, bless me all the way.
Sheybi Oluwa lo n somo, e go do your own today.
Mo ni promotion and graduation and blessings all the way eh eh..
So mi lo ko so mi bo eh, ki n bode ki n kore bo ah.
Iwo nikan lalaye mi o, your love for me agape ni o.
So mi lo ko so mi bo, ki n bode ki n kore bo yeh.
Iwo nikan lalaye mi o, your love for me agape ni o.
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BRIDGE:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Some dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Dem dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala.
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CHORUS:(Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
You go build your house, you go build for daddy.
And you go build for mummy, everybody happy eh..
As you start your hustle, and you go end am well.
Oya double promotion, you go get alert eh.
Everything go turn around, everybody bounce around.
He go bless your hustle, surely e go bless my hustle eh..
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VERSE 2: (Mayorkun)
Lati kekere, titi domo owo.
Baba lo n so mi based on one or two kpolokpolos. Swa
All the things wey I get oh.. no be things I deserve oh..
But baba God ti cover mi oh.
Shebi Me compete with Houseine Bolt
When I run out of money
Mayor lomo na...wonder why dey call me omo mummy O
Ara si je won, I blend with people with pepper gan
Ma she gbo te legan se, blessings follow you
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CHORUS: (Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
You go build your house, you go build for daddy.
And you go build for mummy, everybody happy eh..
As you start your hustle, and you go end am well.
Oya double promotion, you go get alert eh.
You go get admission, you go pass your papers
Everything go turn around, everybody bounce around.
He go bless your hustle, surely e go bless my hustle eh..
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BRIDGE:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Some dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala
As I dey sing tananana.. sing tananana.. sing tananana..
Dem dey dance falalala, some dey sleep falalala.
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CHORUS:(Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
Cover you, cover me too
sure for you, sure for me too
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UNIQUELY LOADED RIDDLES - Funny Riddles (13)

1. Where does Santa send the elves‘ wages?
  

2. What keeps falling at winter but never gets hurt?
3. Why did the balloon go near the needle?
  
4. Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
5. What’s the biggest pan in the world?
  
6. What do snowmen do in their spare time?
7. Which bees produce milk?
  
8. Why is the math book so sad?
9. What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
  
10. What did the fish say when it hit its head on a wall?
11. Why is life in North Korea so hard?
  
12. What is the computer’s favorite food?
13. Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
  
14. What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
15. Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?
  
16. What does a dog say when he sits down on a piece of sandpaper?
17. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
  
18. What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
19. What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
  
20. Why did the calf cross the road?

You can add your own riddle below, in the comment box

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Very short funny jokes - Best puns; laughing tonic (21)

EGGISTU: Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
PEPISCO: Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here.


Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged every day.

I saw an offer in a shop. “TV for $4.50 – the volume is stuck on maximum". It was an offer I simply couldn’t turn down.

I cannot stand insect puns; They bug the heck out of me.

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!

Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. I think it would be truly alarming.

Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.

Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards.

Have you heard about the Italian cook with an incurable disease? He pastaway.

One skeleton to the other: Man, I’m so hard in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the guts.

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

Shouldn’t pregnant women be called body builders?

37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

If goods get damaged in transport, does it become ‘bads’?

They found a little hole in the wall of the women's soccer team changing rooms. Policemen are looking into it now.

I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.

I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.

Losing a wife can be truly hard. Sometimes almost impossible.

Can February March? No, but April May.

When does a car stop being a car? The second it turns into a driveway.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

My girlfriend bet me I’d never be able to build a car out of spaghetti. She sure looked surprised as I drove pasta.

I mean – I appreciate that my friends are doing their best to cheer me up after my diagnosis, but I’ve heard so many cancer jokes today – if I get to hear just tumor I’ll really get mad.

Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost!

Why are there so few schools in the jungles of eastern Africa?
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Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are Apple staff absolutely forbidden to fart in Apple stores?
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Because there are no windows.

Why does your dog run into the corner each time the bell rings?
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He’s a Boxer.

I just stepped on some Cheerios on the floor. You can call me a cereal killer now!

Three guys walk into a bar. Why? Because they’re blind.

Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.

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