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Yovi ft Lil Kesh & Mayorkun - Amen Remix

INTRO:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. Some dey sleep falalala.... Sima. YAGI level..
Call me Yovi Yovi oh nah nah.... Sima... Mayorkun baby o... Oh Zedicus nwanne.. Swa
Nah nah nah nah nah nah.. You already know...L-R-R


VERSE 1: (Lil Kesh)
Alubarika mo toro, cos I hustle everyday.
As you dey bless Aliko Dangote so tey, bless me all the way.
Sheybi Oluwa lo n somo, e go do your own today.
Mo ni promotion and graduation and blessings all the way eh eh..
So mi lo ko so mi bo eh, ki n bode ki n kore bo ah.
Iwo nikan lalaye mi o, your love for me agape ni o.
So mi lo ko so mi bo, ki n bode ki n kore bo yeh.
Iwo nikan lalaye mi o, your love for me agape ni o.
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BRIDGE:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Some dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Dem dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala.
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CHORUS:(Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
You go build your house, you go build for daddy.
And you go build for mummy, everybody happy eh..
As you start your hustle, and you go end am well.
Oya double promotion, you go get alert eh.
Everything go turn around, everybody bounce around.
He go bless your hustle, surely e go bless my hustle eh..
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VERSE 2: (Mayorkun)
Lati kekere, titi domo owo.
Baba lo n so mi based on one or two kpolokpolos. Swa
All the things wey I get oh.. no be things I deserve oh..
But baba God ti cover mi oh.
Shebi Me compete with Houseine Bolt
When I run out of money
Mayor lomo na...wonder why dey call me omo mummy O
Ara si je won, I blend with people with pepper gan
Ma she gbo te legan se, blessings follow you
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CHORUS: (Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
You go build your house, you go build for daddy.
And you go build for mummy, everybody happy eh..
As you start your hustle, and you go end am well.
Oya double promotion, you go get alert eh.
You go get admission, you go pass your papers
Everything go turn around, everybody bounce around.
He go bless your hustle, surely e go bless my hustle eh..
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BRIDGE:(Yovi)
As I dey do tananana.. do tananana.. do tananana..
Some dey sleep falalala, some dey sleep falalala
As I dey sing tananana.. sing tananana.. sing tananana..
Dem dey dance falalala, some dey sleep falalala.
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CHORUS:(Yovi)
Blessings follow you.. Amen!! Blessings follow me too. Amen!!
As I dey pray for you.. Amen!! Make you pray for me too yeh.. Amen!!
Cover you, cover me too
sure for you, sure for me too
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UNIQUELY LOADED RIDDLES - Funny Riddles (13)

1. Where does Santa send the elves‘ wages?
  

2. What keeps falling at winter but never gets hurt?
3. Why did the balloon go near the needle?
  
4. Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
5. What’s the biggest pan in the world?
  
6. What do snowmen do in their spare time?
7. Which bees produce milk?
  
8. Why is the math book so sad?
9. What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
  
10. What did the fish say when it hit its head on a wall?
11. Why is life in North Korea so hard?
  
12. What is the computer’s favorite food?
13. Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
  
14. What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
15. Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?
  
16. What does a dog say when he sits down on a piece of sandpaper?
17. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
  
18. What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
19. What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
  
20. Why did the calf cross the road?

You can add your own riddle below, in the comment box

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Very short funny jokes - Best puns; laughing tonic (21)

EGGISTU: Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
PEPISCO: Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here.


Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged every day.

I saw an offer in a shop. “TV for $4.50 – the volume is stuck on maximum". It was an offer I simply couldn’t turn down.

I cannot stand insect puns; They bug the heck out of me.

Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!

Imagine if you would hit the clock in the morning and the clock would hit you right back. I think it would be truly alarming.

Thank you, my arms, for always being there by my side.

Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards.

Have you heard about the Italian cook with an incurable disease? He pastaway.

One skeleton to the other: Man, I’m so hard in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the guts.

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

Shouldn’t pregnant women be called body builders?

37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.

If goods get damaged in transport, does it become ‘bads’?

They found a little hole in the wall of the women's soccer team changing rooms. Policemen are looking into it now.

I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.

I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.

Losing a wife can be truly hard. Sometimes almost impossible.

Can February March? No, but April May.

When does a car stop being a car? The second it turns into a driveway.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

My girlfriend bet me I’d never be able to build a car out of spaghetti. She sure looked surprised as I drove pasta.

I mean – I appreciate that my friends are doing their best to cheer me up after my diagnosis, but I’ve heard so many cancer jokes today – if I get to hear just tumor I’ll really get mad.

Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost!

Why are there so few schools in the jungles of eastern Africa?
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Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why are Apple staff absolutely forbidden to fart in Apple stores?
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Because there are no windows.

Why does your dog run into the corner each time the bell rings?
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He’s a Boxer.

I just stepped on some Cheerios on the floor. You can call me a cereal killer now!

Three guys walk into a bar. Why? Because they’re blind.

Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.

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Very short funny jokes - Best puns (20)

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.


Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

What to say to a hitch-hiker with just one leg?
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Hop in.

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.

A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.
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His condition is now stable.

PEPISCO: Why is there music coming out of your printer?
EGGISTU: That will be the paper jamming again!

I’m getting really claustrophobic in elevators. I’ve had to start taking steps to avoid it.

I dig, he digs, she digs, you dig, we dig…the poem may not be beautiful, but it's certainly very deep.

PEPISCO: Why do mathematicians tend to marry larger women?
EGGISTU: Because they like curves.

"Your shit is my daily bread." ~ Michael, 36, Sewage worker

"Wherever I go, I’m greeted with much warmth." ~ Derek, 53, Fireman

I asked my boss if I can come to work a little late today. He said “Dream on.” I think that was really nice of him.

Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.

It’s not nice making fun of fat people; They’ve got enough on their plates as it is.

Why don’t teddy bears ever really eat at their picnics?
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Because they’re already stuffed.

Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.

Notice on a shoe repair shop:
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I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

I was trying to catch some fog earlier but I mist.

Toilet paper plays an important role in my life.

Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
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There are too many bugs.

I’d love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.

He had his left leg and arm amputated after a car crash; He's all right now.

I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.

Is it really wise to invest with somebody called a "broker"?

Do you know how Moses makes his tea? Hebrews it!


A bacon sandwich walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.  “Sorry,” growls the bartender, “we don’t serve food here.”

How to achieve a beach body?
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1. Have a body
2. Arrive at the beach.

Does your wife scream when she is coming?
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No, my wife has a key to the door.

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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - christmas jokes; laughing tonic (17)

One turkey asks another, "Do you believe in life after Christmas?"


I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard mid-December. But it was just the Season’s greetings.

Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes in Christmas wrapping paper. When your child misbehaves, toss one into the fire.

Little girl wrote to Santa, asking him to give her a baby sister for Christmas. Santa replied promptly, asking her to send her mother.

EGGISTU: How do we know Santa is a man?
PEPISCO: No woman with an ounce of dignity would wear the same outfit for so many years running.

Walking down the street I wonder if at Christmas we celebrate the birth of Jesus, or of General Electric.

I heard elves love to sing when they work on children’s toys. They are very good wrappers.

A boy is running around his yard in early December, chanting, “I SO WISH I GOT A NEW BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS!” An elderly man watches him go on for a while, then comes over and says,
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UNCLE KAPU: Son, what is this about? Santa ain’t deaf, you know.
EGGISTU: (out of breath, smiles) He probably isn’t, but my aunt, Tatafo is.

Christmases are always quite hard on the turkeys, but at least they don’t go hungry. In fact, they are stuffed since morning!

EGGISTU: Mum, are we going to have Grandpa Joe for Christmas?
EGGISTU: No, darling, Just the turkey.

Christmas is on my mind the whole 12 months before it comes. It is also on my Visa bill the whole 12 months afterwards.

EGGISTU: Dad, and where is Santa from?
MR PUPA: Well, judging by the majority of the gifts, I’d say he is from China.

Eggistu is by the Christmas tree
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EGGISTU: And are all these gifts from Santa?
MUM: Yes, Ofcourse!
EGGISTU: Oh, so you didn’t get me a darn thing again this year, did you.”

MR PUPA: Boss, can I take tomorrow off? My wife really needs help with Christmas cleaning.
BOSS: Are you out of your head, man? I can’t give you a day off for this!
MR PUPA: (smiles, relieved) Oh thanks a lot, boss, I knew I could rely on you!

 Santa has a good employment package. 1 month – Santa Claus, 11 months – Santa pause.

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