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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic series three; pengaze.com

ANSWERED GUESS

Eggistu: "Akpos, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
Akpos: "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
Eggistu: "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

 

FANTASY

Akpos: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Akpos: Great. I never could before.


AKPORS Vs EGGISTU

Akpors sees Eggistu on a monday morning
Akpors:     Is this a ghost or human being
Eggistu: Still a human being for now actually
Akpors:     Oh, so you're still alive after telling me yesterday that you'll commit sucide before today
Eggistu: I later changed my mind when I reasoned it to be illegal; I don't want to be a wanted criminal, you know
Akpors:     But nobody goes to Jail when they die!
Eggistu: Haven't you heard of the saying " WANTED DEAD or ALIVE"


GOD DID IT

Alinco was lying unconscious on a hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned.
DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle.
ALINCO: Thank God! That means I don't have to pay you.
One word to describe Alinco


LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, it's just that she talks too much in school. I've got an idea I want to try, which I think may break her habit of talking too much."
Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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