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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - loaded laughing tonic series four; pengaze.com

I CAN'T SEE YOU

On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
Tanfico: "What's the matter? Are you sick?"
Kappudon: "No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."

 

TEACHER'S LESSON

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."
Eggistu: I is the ...
Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after "I."
Eggistu: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.


DAD VERSUS MUM

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

NOT WHAT I MEAN

Eggistu: "I was born in California."
Akpos: "Which part?"
Eggistu: "All of me."

THIS IS WORSE

Simbi: Ali says I'm pretty while Eggistu says I'm ugly. What do you think, Akpos?
Akpos: A little bit of both. I think you are pretty ugly.
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