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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic (14)

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good, nor old.


EGGISTU: My boss can’t fire me!
PUPPADON: How come?
EGGISTU:  Slaves can only be sold!!

PEPISCO: Did you know Photons have mass too?
EGGISTU: What? Photons have mass? I had no idea they were Catholic!

Romantic relationships can actually be represented in algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X and asked yourself Y.

TEACHER: Who can define what ATMs are?
EGGISTU: Time is money. Therefore, A.T.Ms Are Time Machines.

TEACHER: Who can differentiate between a tax and a fine?
EGGISU: A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t. Those who don't know binary will never understand this.

Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once.

I heard a midget got pickpocketed on our street the other day. I don’t understand how anybody can stoop so low.

So what happens when somebody scares you half to death – and then again?

“My career is in ruins.” – Herbert Dillgrin, archaeologist


The stationary shop moved. It really surprised me.

Office meeting. A gathering that wastes hours, yet keeps minutes.

My wife told me she needs more space. I said no problem and locked her out of
the house.

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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