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Life is like EBA; any body Can make it,
So why not be like the PROTON; always positive,
Being patient to WAIT is an attribute that MATTERS;
Wait for your TIME, and your CURRY E go show

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When all seems to go wrong, the trials make you strong,
You may trip over and tumble, the sorrow will make you humble,
The bitter truth may piss you off, yet it sets you free,
Success keeps you glowing but it's God that keeps you going
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Life is like music; some high notes and some low notes,
True friends are the key bud that makes it a cute song,
Imperfect friends that don't give up on each other
Is what's called perfect friendship; hearts that beat as one
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Happiness keeps you sweet when true friends dey "chewing gum" you,
May not have it altogether but together we have it all:
Alone we are strong but together we are stronger,
Friends turn family; together and always
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Not about counting years but making the years count;
Do small things with great love for the best is yet to be,
That love may light our days as laughter warms our hearts,
Live every moment and laugh everyday
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The love of true friendship is life's greatest Blessing,
Let your self be open and life will be lot easier,
Learn to love beyond words and to be loved in return,
Building fond memories with the people you love
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TOP 50 VERY SHORT FUNNY "HUMOUR ME" JOKES - short funny jokes, clean jokes, humorous laughing tonics (03)

That annoying moment when you are texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation humorous
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I try to take life one day at a time, but lately several days have attacked me at once
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Wifi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
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TWO REASONS I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE:
  1. I don’t know them
  2. I know them
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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me...... I’ll train you
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3 OF THE WORST WORDS TO HEAR:
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Tomorrow Is Monday
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RECIPE FOR DRAMA:
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1 cup of gossip, ¼ cup of rumours,and 9kg of jealousy. Mix well and cover in lies. Roast as long as you lack self esteem
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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand.
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Now put it over your mouth
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I hate it when people text me, “call me”. I’m gonna start calling people and when they answer, I’m gonna say, “text me”’ and then I’ll hang up
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Sometimes, the thoughts in my head get bored and stroll out through my mouth. This is never a good thing
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news and hear…”MONDAY HAS BEEN CANCELED, GO BACK TO SLEEP.”
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When I’m quiet, those that don’t know me look at me and think I’m shy but people who know me think, “OMG! She’s thinking! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut
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Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished
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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from
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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food
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I don’t always talk on the phone, but when I do, I walk everywhere in my house
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The police pulled me over and asked me, “Do you know how fast you were driving?” I said obviously not fast enough because you caught me
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you cannot laugh at yourself, call me, I’ll laugh at you.
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I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens
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Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything
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Why do people say no offence right before they’re about to offend you?
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They say don’t try this at home. So I’m going to go to my friend’s house and try it.
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I don’t understand those couple that fight and a minute later change their face book status to “SINGLE”. I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to “ORPHAN”
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Hey I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if I’m not, just read this message again
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My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one
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I had to clean my house for two hours just to tell guests, “SORRY FOR THE MESS”
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My friend just finished writing his book titled "How to make money,Now he is looking for money to publish it.should I tell him to read the book?
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Last night, I dreamt that Dangote woke me up and said "Boss! Ur food is ready " Please what is wrong with me? Is it typhoid or malaria
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Why do people who sit in front of commercial buses Feel they made it in life?
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To my future wife , I love you very much darling,😘😘 may God continue to spoil all your relationships till we meet. ..πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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That Moment when you dream, Driving Lexus Jeep Then when you wake Up BOOM! You pushing your single bed to the kitchen 😜
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Once u hear "with all due respect" just know dat u re about to b insulted 😲😏
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How to know the last price in Nigeria. If you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price....Just buy it. πŸ˜‚
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u always check your man's phone but won't check your child's homework My sister close your eyes lets pray for Satan to leave u alone.
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only in Nigeria u tell someone u suffered while growing up and they reply "u no suffer reach me"as if suffering is a competition
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A day without wine is like…...just kidding I have no idea
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They say that money talks but mine just waves goodbye
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PREGNANCY TEST:
DOCTOR: Looks like you’re pregnant
PREGNANT GIRL: (panics) I’m pregnant?
DOCTOR: It looks like you are though
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EMPLOYER: What’s your biggest strength?
ME: I can see into the future
EMPLOYER: Really? What’s coming up next?
ME: I get the job
EMPLOYER: (under breath) what?
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DENTIST: When was the last time you flossed?
ME: Bro, you were THERE
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Nothing inspires cleanliness more than an unexpected guest
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You never know what you have until……you clean your room
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All my life, I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips
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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry
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People say “You can’t live without love.” But….I think “Oxygen” is more important
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If you are not supposed to eat cows, why are they made of food? – Homer Simpson
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HOME:
Where I can look ugly and enjoy it
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Smoking helps you relax…..in the grave
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They say we learn from our mistakes……That’s why I’m making as much as possible, I’ll soon be a genius
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HUMOUR ME - short funny jokes; girls dis; laughing tonics (02)

The only way to identify a female mosquito is to observe the one that fly's around your pocketπŸ˜„πŸ˜œ
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My Sister Did he promise you the same world he still owes his ex? Be wise
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Witchcraft is when you're suspecting your boyfriend has a side chick Then boom ..You're the side chick..
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Dont be angry if she doesn't reply your text. Some of these slay queens cant read. Relax my brother..
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My sister your profile says Interested in Men But when Men inbox you, you ignore their texts. Why?
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Some Girls are like Bag of Weed. You love Her but you can't show her to your Parents
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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If U call a girl and she is not picking...... Just text her "Did you receive an alert" Then wait and leave the rest to GodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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On a date, Some girls will allow u buy them fried rice and chicken before they eventually tell you "am in a relationship" is this not wickedness? 😏
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Nothing is sweeter than taking your babe who visit you for a weekend to ATM machine and the machine swallowed your ATM.....
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all I need now is a girl to say baby take this money, I sold my Fathers Land, Manage it I will bring more when I sell the car please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Nowadays slayqueens will cook white rice and add Snapchat editing filters to make it jollof. Sista, Chai. See ur life?? πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆ
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If two girls fight over u, my brother i advise u to take the one that looses. You can't be dating a " Bae John Cena" Be wise bro
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The reason why some slay queens don't wear clothes twice πŸ‘—πŸ‘™πŸ‘˜πŸ‘  is because they have returned it to the original owner  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When she comes to buy bread with an oversized πŸ‘• T-shirt and slippers. Respect yourself bro, she is in her Boo's house. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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Ladies don't let your man value you ONLY at night, you’re not a torch light
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Dear Ladies. If u don't call us AIRTEL will call us. If u don't text us MTN will text us. If u don't visit us Jehovah's witness will.
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My Sister, There Is No Need To Brag About Your Curves, Even Blackberry Had Curves Too but 2day is no more. Be Humble
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Behind Every heels, there is a slippers inside the handbag; heheheheh
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If you know, you know
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Why buy a lipstick worth #5,000 for a lip that can't even pronounce Ecclesiastes
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If the bride's parent dance too much on your wedding day, Just know that you have married the troublemaker of their family.
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Tall girls pressing phone at night be looking like street lights🀭
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When some girls are looking for boyfriend U I'll see dem uploading pictures with the tag @no body's Queen with no worries
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I'm still looking for d person who told women to always clap their hands when quarreling!!!!πŸ˜‚
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He calls you 'My angel' but he only wants to see you and invite you over at night..My sister are you the angel of darkness?? 😁😁
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If u visit a guy & he takes ur slippers inside. My sister forget it, u re a side chick. Don't wait 4 a pastor to tell u
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My girlfriend ask me why I've never smiled at her ever since we started datin, she forgot she told me that she wanted a serious relationship
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Nothing feels good like dating a girl who never asks you for money....
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A real woman leads a man to A church Not a restaurant.
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Wife material are ladies who are using their real surname on Facebook.
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Dating a slim girl is good, not until she removes her cloth and you discover she uses belt to hold her pant πŸ˜‚
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I cancelled a date wit a one girl yesterday She called me and saying: "Eggistu I nor blame u - U make me baf for nothing."
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Girls will get their Nails done then start an Argument just to point at you.
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Some Girls Stay Longer In Bathrooms Than In Relationship. Go Argue With Your WigπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‰
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A lady’s relationship may not last, as long as her "best friend" is still "single"
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If a girl says "how are u " simply answer " I am fine But if u have money u can say "fine and u? Only few will understand
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Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it : "½ + ½ = 1"
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What is fraud ? Fraud is wen u get a girlfriend today and tomorrow is her birthday
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If she is not annoying you then my brother, she’s annoying her real boyfriend somewhere.
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If money grew on trees, some girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys
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Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs, I’ll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.....prayer point: Oh God; give me sense
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That One ToothBrush All Your Girlfriends Use When They come for A Sleep Over & Each One Of Them Think Its Only Her Who Use It.
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Short girls are the best you can carry them around your house like a laptop.
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I ask my Gym instructor, that which machine should I use to impress a Lady? He pointed outside showing me an ATM Machine
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God are the days when girls cooked like their mothers, now they drink like their fathers. Be a slay queen with common sense jooor. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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Every woman has two men. The one she's a fool for, And the one who's a fool for her. 🚢🚢🚢🚢
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Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her fathers name on social media.most especially on Facebook, If she can deny her father? My brother who are youπŸ˜‚
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But how can a girl be Fat' Ugly and Not know how to cook? D Witches in her Village are Heartless oh!!!!πŸ˜€
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Ladies being rude to men will only earn you more days in your father's compound.
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Some girls are only supporting Brazil because that's where their hair comes from.
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HUMOUR ME - short funny jokes; laughing tonics

U see dis life is like EBA; Anybody can make it
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Nobody keeps secret like a Nigerian travelling abroad for the first time,The fear of Village people is d Beginning of wisdom
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Thank God I saved a life today . . . I asked a Beggar, How will u feel if I give u 10 million naira He replied, "Oh Lad I will just die" So I kept my money.
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When you send me a friend request with your profile picture as a car, do you want me to open the door and check who is inside?
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Even if you post his picture and caption it "My boo","Bae","Father of my kids",if they want him they still take him.. Small girls with Big God
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Your boyfriend's slim and you're slim Whenever you guys are holding hands on the road..you two be looking like capital letter H
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My Neighbour Is Planning on Bringing Witch Doctor 2 d Compound Just Because Someone Stole His πŸ”. Chicken That's Not sweetπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
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Dating a girl that bleach is frustrating,she will be pregnant and u will be expecting a cute baby like c. Ronaldo boom , oshiomole will come out.
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Please can someone send money into my bank account I just want to know If the alert is working Please
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>If you can't manage a *relationship*, you can try other *SHIPS* like. *internship , kingship or fellowship*
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One remarkable thing about living in a single room is that you will wake up and see all your properties at once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Dating a broke yahoo boy is so confusing you will be like if I leave him now he may blow tomorrow πŸ˜‚ Girls una too like money
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Being Dumped BY Someone You Truly LOVE, Can Make You Watch T.V Without Volume For 8Hours.
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The way Nigerian police will be shouting ''lets go to the station''. You will think it's something 50 naira cannot solve...abeg take... 😎😎
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I Stopped Watching Nolly wood Movies when I Heard A Blind Woman Saying"My Son, I'm Happy To See You."
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Since I removed Fat People From My Face book And Whats App, My Mb Dey Last Now, Even My Battery Too.. In short My Phone Has Stop *Hanging...πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€*
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Threatening a Yoruba person with " I GO SHOW YOU PEPPER " is like telling a monkey " I wee give u banana " Wisdom won't kill me. πŸ˜‚
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English teacher will tell me to write composition about myself and still score me 2/10.... Please sir, Are you me? Is you me? Are me you? Is you I? I is me? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
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I don't like people who can't let go of the past especially people am owing money😏😏😏
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How can somebody be so broke..to the extent that when you call his number it will say..."The number you are calling cannot be RICH
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Some People Will Still Fail This Simple Question. What's Ur ATM Pin code?
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Tears of joy is when a car hit you down you see Dangote coming out from the car
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I will be having a small party at my place this weekend. if you are free and interested you can also do the same at your place.
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I want A Relationship πŸ’That Will Lead To Somewhere...Like Paris Or Dubai! πŸ—ΌπŸ—½ Not fast food joint and bar
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When you die, you don't know that you are Dead . All the pain is felt by others .The same thing happens when you are stupid.
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When you broke, you start remembering where you ate and didn't collect change
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Not everyone who checks up on you actually Cares..some want to confirm if their witchcraft worked.
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Remember back then when u were a kid, and u thought ur 25 years old unemployed uncle wasn't serious about life? Look at yourself nowπŸ˜‚
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Slap me ,stab me,offend me I will forgive u. But if u jump me while sharing jollof rice @ a Wedding, Trust me we will die together
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That moment when you help your mum to shout your siblings names and she be like "Oh you're even there Oya come and do it"πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸšΆ
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When I finally buy my range rover, I will drive to the house of my ex and ask for the direction to my own house from her 😁😁😁
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Nolly wood sef have tire me ... how can Angel be putting on eye glass 😒😒
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher! πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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That embarrassing moment when you're seated beside your crush in church and then your kid bro came running with #20 note in his hands... "Brother.. mummy said I should give u for offering" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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I will Name My Daughter "Not Interested" So when these Guys be like Hi Babe, I am Dennis She will simply be like Hi Dennis, I am Not Interested.
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Old People Will Act As If They Know Everything Until Its Time To Load Airtime.
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In Nigeria there is nothing like battery full,we charge till NEPA takes light and if they bring it again we continue charging😁
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Work hard so you can discipline your kids with Gucci belt ... not a sticksπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
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I wonder why visitors act like they are concentrating on Tv, when they see you coming in with food
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Good morning to all the ladies, as for you guys I'm sure you're man enough to greet yourselves.
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Teacher: Eggistu, Mention (10) wild animals you know.
Eggistu: 5 Lions & 5 Tigers😠😠😝
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You're not ugly. You just need money, Good Camera & abroad weather. ☝☝☝☝☝
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After buying my iPhone 8+, I now understand why iPhone users behave as if they don’t have pockets. How can I put a whole plot of land in my pocket?? “πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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A POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA
If u knw u are not up to 18 on my friendlist kindly say hi let me take u to children department. 😞
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How girls stand when asking their boyfriend's, "Baby, who is she??"
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Of all men Adam was the happiest; He had no mother-in-law.
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Some Africans will travel abroad for one week and and take 500 pictures, come back and be posting it small small for 5 years.I don't know who bewitched my fellow brothers and sisters
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Once an African ghetto boy owns a laptop, He becomes a Dj
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Those who did Agriculture at School why do Chickens run before having sex?
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Some 9ja police go belike "stop there!!! Mr man, why are you walking on the road with singlet in this cold weather??😨😨😨 you want cold to enter your body so you will go and look for somebody's daughter to rape abi?πŸ˜•πŸ˜¦ You are under arrest for attempting rape in Advance My friend enter motor πŸš– πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ πŸƒ
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AZA lyrics- DMW ft Davido, Duncan Mighty and Perruzi; pengaze.com

[INTRO:]
Baby you wan see my wire, oya send your Aza, Omo send your Aza (baby send your)
Shebi you wan see my wire (eh), oya send your Aza (eh), Omo send your Aza (Damn, fresh on the beat) [Shepe]
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[VERSE 1: Duncan Mighty ]

Ogeni this, ogeni that; Kama silo masile ba
Nye owuro sisike lajokuke nunu, obuladat ooo obuladat
Nkarisha yepareku puteku n nesesi
Ekun to rowe, Alumhun na neku tunlamoro (Onono)
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[BRIDGE: Duncan Mighty]

Ofe-isala (eh eh hey yO), Umuensala (ayayaya), upkeep; million dollar [chi] (eh eh hey yO), million dollar (ayayaya)
Ofe-isala (eh eh hey yO) Omokuwa (ayayaya); your backside angbara [hey] (eh eh hey yO) upto million dollar (ayayaya)[Onono eh]
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[VERSE 2: DAVIDO]

What is it girl wey you want wey Davido no fit do (yeah O), What is it girl wey you need wey O.B.O. no fit do (odoh)
All the girls get eyes on me (gat eyes on me) but I gat my eyes on you (gat my eyes on you)
I go buy you diamond ring, iwaikarilampemezi
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[CHORUS:]

Baby you wan see my wire (say) [see my wire], oya send your Aza (say) [send your Aza], Omo say your Aza (baby say your aza)
Shebi you wan see my wire (say) [see my wire], oya send your Aza (say) [say your Aza], Omo send your Aza (baby send your aza) (kri bang bang bang)
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[VERSE 3: PERRUZI]

I'm loo.. damn ! (Hai); Talku this, talku that, calm down girl you are feel relaxed
My remedy baby you are biggi back.., gimme kiss and I wan give you cash
But I want to know, wetin you know before the check and balancing eh
Because Onome don frustrate oh, she say she wan come my place oh
See the girls I rotate oh, e Dey make I wan hide my face oh
Onome don frustrate oh, she say she wan come my place oh
See the girls I rotate oh, don’t move until I say you
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[BRIDGE: Duncan Mighty]

Ofe-isala (eh eh hey yO), Umuensala (ayayaya), upkeep; million dollar [chi] (eh eh hey yO), million dollar (ayayaya)
Ofe-isala (eh eh hey yO) Omokuwa (ayayaya); your backside angbara [hey] (eh eh hey yO) upkeep; million dollar (ayayaya)[Onono eh]
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[CHORUS:]

Baby you wan see my wire (say) [peripe], oya send your Aza (say), Omo send your Aza (baby send your aza)
Baby you wan see my wire (say) [see my wire], oya send your Aza (say) [send your aza], Omo send your Aza (Baby send your aza)
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[VERSE 4: DAVIDO]

Hear the alert (hear the alert) [oho-hoh], credit alert (credit alert) [ahan-han-an], change your Passat, baller alert
You don arrive, Monit allow oh, secure the bank oh, based on the cash oh
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[CHORUS:]

Shebi you wan see my wire (say) [see my wire], oya send your Aza (say) [send your Aza], Omo send your Aza (baby send your aza)
Baby you wan see my wire (say) [see my wire], oya send your Aza (say) [send your Aza], Omo send your Aza (kri bang bang bang)[Baby send your Aza]
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[OUTRO:]

eh eh hey yO (Pepe)   ayayaya (mix monster)
eh eh hey yO (Pepe)   ayayaya (upkeep; million dollar)
eh eh hey yO    ayayaya ( million dollar)
eh eh hey yO    ayayaya (DAMN! Fresh on the beat)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNICE - Her smile's contagious, Her speech's delicious,(21st of August)

This is a piece
Understood by dancing trees;
My loving Eunice
Is the reason for this
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A perfect one
To a special One;
I mean someone
Different from everyone
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A lady with a unique physique
Not founded on boutique antiques
But created as a fantastic classic
That sticks just to the peak
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She's unlimited by the sky
When she chooses to fly,
Just looking into her eye
Could make you high
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The cuty
I call queen of beauty;
A reliable sweetie
With a salient duty
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Her smile's contagious,
Her speech's delicious,
Her way's courteous,
A face so gorgeous
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Ready to go the extra mile
Just to see her smile;
A treasure in my memory file
With a naturally dazzling style
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A personality with a difference
Thriving in patience
Which is the evidence
Of God's transforming presence
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She's specially different,
Crucially salient,
And socially important;
She's Godsent
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What an awesome day
To celebrate my sister's birthday;
Happy birthday
To the princess of the day
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GENEROUS SOMBORI - comedy video; Kleezy Media

This guy really seems to be generous. This is another laughter tonic from Kleezy Media. Watch and enjoy

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WHO HUSBAND HELP - comedy video; Kleezy Media

Another funny concept from Kleezy Media. Watch and enjoy.
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DOG RACE - comedy video; Kleezy Media

This is the true definition of dog rsace; another laughing tonic from Kleezy Media. Every race has always got a winner but watch and check out how this race ends. Enjoy
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ONE LOVE - comedy video; Kleezy Media

Na wha ooo. Wonders shall never end; from one love to Do me I do you. Chai!! There is God ooooo
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THE DREAMER - comedy video; kleezy Media

Ol boy eh. This kind slap pass soldier own o. From dreamland to reality. The only difference is that someone's expectation was cut short. Watch this hilarious short skit from Kleezy Media
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LAGAJA - Comedy video

The most dangerous city in the whole world still remains electric city. Watch this hilarious short skit from Kleezy Media and you will definitely have no reason to disagree with this. Enjoy; hehehehehehehehehee.
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GOOD FRIENDS - friendship; be the good friend you seek (09)

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“Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them; your smile, your hope, and your courage.” – Doe Zantamata. Good friends lift you up when your wings forget to fly. They rather hit you in the face than hit you at the back. Asides the fact that they are more about what they share in common with you than the differences, they definitely make a difference in your life. They pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down with us and listen for a while. They don’t just show you the light in the dark times but take your hands and walk by your side. They know you as you are, understand where you have been, accept what you have become and still gently allow you to grow. Yes! They accept who you are and help you become who you can be. Unlike toxic friends that don’t like your other friends, good friends know that everyone has their friends and won’t judge you for that. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings. They don’t just care for and understand each other but stay together forever beyond words, beyond distance and beyond time. Like stars, you may not always see them, but you just know they are always there.
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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you; someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself; someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else; he sees the pain in your eyes, while everyone else believes in the smile on your face. He's someone who not just smiles when you smile or laughs when you laugh, but someone who holds your hands when you cry. Someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts your today just the way you are. A good friend is a connection to present, a tie to past and a road to the future. He never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down! Thy are the roses of life; pick them carefully and manage avoiding the thorns. They are like money in the bank, the longer you keep them, the more they are worth. Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. They are like streets lights, they do not shorten the distance but they for sure make the path worth a walk. True friends are never apart. Maybe apart in distance, but not in heart. Friendship is all about three things; winning, losing and sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing yourself ego, and sharing joys and sorrows. Friendship requires little effort even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple SMS reminds each other that you are not forgotten. Great friends are part of memories, which time can never erase. Treasure your friend.
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As stated earlier, friends accept your past, support your present and encourage your future. They are the ones who though chastise you constructively, have nice things to say about you behind your back. They stick by you not only during good times, but also struggle with you through hard times. Their love are more evident in times of trouble than happiness. Good Friends Are Hard to Find, Difficult to Leave, Impossible to Forget. A friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. Just like panties, friends are actually meant to cover your butt, to turn your frowns to smiles and your tears to laughter. I can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness. A true friend is someone who gives you hope when you run out of it; someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else. A good friend will be there for you when you cry; will gladly have a wet shoulder because of your tears. True friends are those people who make your problems their problems so that you don’t have to go through them alone. They know all your best stories and will gladly relive them with you just as they've done in time past. Before you complain about it being difficult to find good friends, be the good friend you seek, and be a blessing to others.
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The fact that you stopped showing love to someone doesn't necessarily mean you've stopped loving him/her. You can never be just friends with somebody you used to love, simply because a little part of you will always love them; all the same, Liking or Loving someone doesn’t mean you have to end lovers, sometimes you just have to be friends. Sometimes the best way to stay close to someone you love is being just a friend, nothing more nothing less. It’s great when two strangers become friends but its sad when two friends become strangers. The fact that a relationship didn't work out doesn't mean you can't still be friends; even best of friends. Best friends in this case are those people who make your problems their problems so that you don’t have to go through them alone. The greatest value of having good people around you is not what you get from them but the better person you become because of them, so don't just expect good people to flock round you, also be one of the good people flocking around other persons. The fact that she's an ex doesn't mean you can no longer make her laugh a little louder. The fact that he's an ex doesn't mean you can no longer make him smile a little brighter. The fact that the relationship didn't work out doesn't mean you can't help each other become better persons and live a little better than before.
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GBEMISOKE by Tim Godfrey (lyrics+free audio download) - naija gospel dancehall



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[INTRO:]
[In my life] (3x) (Tim Godfrey) Rox music
[In my life] {2x) (Mastercraft on the beat)
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[BRIDGE:]
[Otun gbemi soke; eh eh eh eh] (4x)
[Oti gbemi soke loke loke loke] (4x) (eh hey)
Everybody gbesoke gbesoke; Everybody gbesoke Let's lift Him higher
Eberemole ka gbe ga; kaji jo jesu da da da da da; E gbesoke, Let's lift him higher
[In my life] (3x) (onananana onananana nane nanah, onananana)
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(You say)
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[VERSE 1:]
Thanking the Lord for His goodness; He dey make me shine amongst the brightest
I'm blessed and highly favoured; Don't touch I am anointed
Never seen the righteous forgotten; Never seen the righteous forsaken
As you see me so am untouchable; I'm winning and I'm ruling
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[HOOK:]
Dem wan bring me down but I'm standing; Stop my move but I'm flying
Stop my shine but them no fit; Oluwa is involved o
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[BRIDGE:]
[Otun gbemi soke eh eh eh eh] (4x)
[Oti gbemi soke loke loke loke] (4x) (eh hey)
Everybody gbesoke gbesoke; Everybody gbesoke Let's lift Him higher
Eberemole ka gbe ga; kaji jo jesu da da da da da; E gbesoke Let's lift him higher
[In my life] (3x) (onananana onananana nane nanah onananana)
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You say
Higher higher; He has lifted me higher
My Father, my healer; my love and provider
You say
Higher higher; He has lifted me higher
My Father, my healer; my love and provider
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[HOOK:]
Dem wan bring me down but I'm standing; Stop my move but I'm flying
Stop my shine but them no fit; Oluwa is involved o
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Everybody gbesoke gbesoke; Everybody gbesoke Let's lift Him higher
Eberemole ka gbe ga; kaji jo jesu da da da da da; E gbesoke Let's lift him higher
[In my life] (3x) (onananana onananana nane nanah, onananana)
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(You say)
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Eberemole ka gbe ga; kaji jo jesu da da da da da; E gbesoke Let's lift him higher
[In my life] (3x) (onananana onananana nane nanah, onananana)
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(You say)
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[OUTRO:]
Otun gbemi soke eh eh eh eh] (2x)
[In my life] (3x) extreme
[In my life] (2x) Rocs Music
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MORIRE - Mike Abdul Ft. Monique


[CHORUS:]
Mo rire, mo rire, mo rire gba o, O semi l’oore Mo rire gba o
Mo rire, mo rire, mo r’aanu gba o, O semi lore Mo rire gba o

Mo mo’re e e e (Mo moore e e e Mo moore)

I am very grateful o (Mo moore e e e Mo moore)
Mo mo’re e e e (Mo moore e e e Mo moore)
I am very grateful o (Mo moore e e e Mo moore)
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[VERSE 1:]

Oh my God; Thank You for today
Thank You for this day; Thank You for Your grace

Obekiti bekiti; Oba Alaanu

Asiwaju ohun gbogbo; Eyin ni Talk-and-Do, eh
See my life o; Lord, I’m grateful

My testimony; By Your grace o

Ogbeninija-keru-o-bonija o
Olorun mi; Me I come before altar o
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[CHORUS:]

Mo rire, mo rire, mo rire gba o, O semi lore Mo rire gba o

Mo rire, mo rire, mo r’aanu gba o, O semi lore; Mo rire gba o

O se mi laanu; Mo r’ona gbegba o (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
His face has favoured me; His goodness followed (Mo moore e e e, Mo  moore)
O da mi sire; O funmi layo (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Aye mi dara; Na one for ever (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
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[VERSE 2:]

O my King of everlasting reign

O my Father, thank You for Your love

Obirikiti ajipojoikuda Lion of Judah
Atubotan mi dara o, ise Oluwa ni
I lift my head up high in glory
You never let me bow in shame
Eyi le se fun mi o, Olorun mi
Kini ma fi san ore Re Baba mimo

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[CHORUS:]

Mo rire, mo rire, mo rire gba o; O semi lore; Mo rire gba o

Mo rire, mo rire mo r’aanu gba o; O semi lore; Mo rire gba o

O da mi lola; You make me a voice (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
In my generation; Ori mi apero (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Eda mi apesin; O semi lolu omo (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Baba e se gan an; Yee (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
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[HOOK:]

A e e, ope mo muwa Baba; A e e , tewo gbope mi, ye e
A e e, ope mo muwa Baba; A e e , tewo gbope mi

Gbogbo orun ti mo mi sun; Aseda mi lo n so mi ji (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)

O dami lare; O si mi sile oh (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Orimi bare; Baba ti so tele oh (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
His favour go before me; Baba mi know before me(Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Mo rin gusu mo rariwa; Mo lo kabo oh (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Mo dele bare re; Mo rinna kore (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Mo kore dele; Ire bami pupo o (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Mo mo re e eh; Mo mo re e eh (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
I am very grateful oh; grateful lord (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
I am very grateful oh; grateful lord (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
I am very grateful oh; grateful lord(Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
Baba mimo ese (Mo moore e e e, Mo moore)
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[OUTRO:]

[Iba mi ma seun o, (e se; e se o)] }4ce

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NWA BABY by Davido


[INTRO:]
Locked up, they won’t let me out
Baby no feeding bottle
My baby dey wear the spaghetti
She said if you want it, you can get it
And I say, ah baby baby
(Damn! Fresh on the beat)
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[VERSE 1:]
Shey you wan put me for trouble?
What is my, what is my crime?
Oh you just thief my, just thief my heart
What if I, what if I die? (die)
You must be a bomb o, you blow my, you blow my mind
No be my, no be my mind (yeah)
(ye eh) But you don change my, don change my plan
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[CHORUS:]
Eh, I was locked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
That shit you did was fucked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
(Even though) I don’t need to say this, but I gats yarn you Nwa Baby
Ye, ye
I bin dey locked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
That shit na fuck up girl, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
(Even though) I don’t need to say this, but I gats yarn you Nwa Baby
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[BRIDGE:]
Baby no feeding bottle (baby no)
My baby dey wear the spaghetti (baby wear the)
She say if you want it you can get it (m spaghe)
And I say ah Baby Baby
Orisa ti o ba gbe mi Dakun wa pada leyin mi o
(Speroach beat)
Yeye (yeye)
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[VERSE 2:]
And i would to take you to my ends o
We’ll make a movie in my room
You are the lyrics to my tune
Ye, ye, I’m a be the bomba boomba boom
Ba boom
I’ll take you for the weekend
Many girls but you I choose (I’ll choose you again)
You’re the raggae to my blues
And if I get you girl what would I do?
Shaku! Iye ye (Oloun)
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[CHORUS:]
I bin dey locked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
That shit na fuck up girl, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
(Even though) I don’t need to say this, but I gats yarn you Nwa Baby
Ye, ye
I bin dey locked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
That shit you did was fucked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
(Even though) I don’t want to say this, but I gats yarn you Nwa Baby
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Ye ye (Shekpe)
I bin dey locked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
That shit you did was fucked up, (they won’t let me out, but you let me out)
(Even though) And I don’t want to say this, but I gats yarn you Nwa Baby
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[BRIDGE:]
Baby no feeding bottle (baby no)
My baby dey wear the spaghetti (baby wear the)
She say if you want it you can get it (m spaghe)
And I say ah Baby Baby
Orisha ti o ba gbe mi, dakun wa pada leyin mi o’
(Mix Monster)
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PATEWO by Ewewale

(VERSE 1:)
If you are a living soul 
Raise your hand up to God and say 
No diamond or silver, gold 
Can pay for Your Love and Grace 
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(BRIDGE:)
On se bebe laye mi 
S'On se bebe laye re 
On se bebe laye wa 
A o ma, a o ma patewo 
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(CHORUS:)
Atewo re (atewo) 
Atewo mi (atewo) 
Atewo re (atewo) 
Atewo mi 
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(VERSE 2:)
Ma a polongo f'Oluwa 
T'o mu mi ji l'owuro 
B'ota gbogun re dide 
On so won di petele 
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(BRIDGE:)

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(CHORUS:)

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(HOOK:)
S'On se bebe? On se bebe }3ce
Baba n se bebe, On se bebe 
S'On se bebe? On se bebe }3ce
Omo n se bebe, On se bebe 
S'On se bebe? On se bebe }3ce
Emi mimo n se bebe, On se bebe 
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(BRIDGE:)

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(CHORUS:)}2ce

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(OUTRO:)
Atewo re (atewo) 
Atewo mi (atewo)
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