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HUMOUR ME - short funny jokes; girls dis; laughing tonics (02)

The only way to identify a female mosquito is to observe the one that fly's around your pocketπŸ˜„πŸ˜œ
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My Sister Did he promise you the same world he still owes his ex? Be wise
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Witchcraft is when you're suspecting your boyfriend has a side chick Then boom ..You're the side chick..
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Dont be angry if she doesn't reply your text. Some of these slay queens cant read. Relax my brother..
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My sister your profile says Interested in Men But when Men inbox you, you ignore their texts. Why?
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Some Girls are like Bag of Weed. You love Her but you can't show her to your Parents
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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If U call a girl and she is not picking...... Just text her "Did you receive an alert" Then wait and leave the rest to GodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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On a date, Some girls will allow u buy them fried rice and chicken before they eventually tell you "am in a relationship" is this not wickedness? 😏
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Nothing is sweeter than taking your babe who visit you for a weekend to ATM machine and the machine swallowed your ATM.....
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all I need now is a girl to say baby take this money, I sold my Fathers Land, Manage it I will bring more when I sell the car please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Nowadays slayqueens will cook white rice and add Snapchat editing filters to make it jollof. Sista, Chai. See ur life?? πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆ
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If two girls fight over u, my brother i advise u to take the one that looses. You can't be dating a " Bae John Cena" Be wise bro
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The reason why some slay queens don't wear clothes twice πŸ‘—πŸ‘™πŸ‘˜πŸ‘  is because they have returned it to the original owner  πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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When she comes to buy bread with an oversized πŸ‘• T-shirt and slippers. Respect yourself bro, she is in her Boo's house. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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Ladies don't let your man value you ONLY at night, you’re not a torch light
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Dear Ladies. If u don't call us AIRTEL will call us. If u don't text us MTN will text us. If u don't visit us Jehovah's witness will.
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My Sister, There Is No Need To Brag About Your Curves, Even Blackberry Had Curves Too but 2day is no more. Be Humble
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Behind Every heels, there is a slippers inside the handbag; heheheheh
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If you know, you know
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Why buy a lipstick worth #5,000 for a lip that can't even pronounce Ecclesiastes
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If the bride's parent dance too much on your wedding day, Just know that you have married the troublemaker of their family.
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Tall girls pressing phone at night be looking like street lights🀭
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When some girls are looking for boyfriend U I'll see dem uploading pictures with the tag @no body's Queen with no worries
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I'm still looking for d person who told women to always clap their hands when quarreling!!!!πŸ˜‚
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He calls you 'My angel' but he only wants to see you and invite you over at night..My sister are you the angel of darkness?? 😁😁
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If u visit a guy & he takes ur slippers inside. My sister forget it, u re a side chick. Don't wait 4 a pastor to tell u
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My girlfriend ask me why I've never smiled at her ever since we started datin, she forgot she told me that she wanted a serious relationship
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Nothing feels good like dating a girl who never asks you for money....
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A real woman leads a man to A church Not a restaurant.
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Wife material are ladies who are using their real surname on Facebook.
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Dating a slim girl is good, not until she removes her cloth and you discover she uses belt to hold her pant πŸ˜‚
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I cancelled a date wit a one girl yesterday She called me and saying: "Eggistu I nor blame u - U make me baf for nothing."
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Girls will get their Nails done then start an Argument just to point at you.
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Some Girls Stay Longer In Bathrooms Than In Relationship. Go Argue With Your WigπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‰
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A lady’s relationship may not last, as long as her "best friend" is still "single"
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If a girl says "how are u " simply answer " I am fine But if u have money u can say "fine and u? Only few will understand
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Dating two short girls at the same time is not cheating. Look at it : "½ + ½ = 1"
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What is fraud ? Fraud is wen u get a girlfriend today and tomorrow is her birthday
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If she is not annoying you then my brother, she’s annoying her real boyfriend somewhere.
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If money grew on trees, some girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys
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Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs, I’ll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality.....prayer point: Oh God; give me sense
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That One ToothBrush All Your Girlfriends Use When They come for A Sleep Over & Each One Of Them Think Its Only Her Who Use It.
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Short girls are the best you can carry them around your house like a laptop.
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I ask my Gym instructor, that which machine should I use to impress a Lady? He pointed outside showing me an ATM Machine
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God are the days when girls cooked like their mothers, now they drink like their fathers. Be a slay queen with common sense jooor. πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚
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Every woman has two men. The one she's a fool for, And the one who's a fool for her. 🚢🚢🚢🚢
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Don't trust a girl who doesn't use her fathers name on social media.most especially on Facebook, If she can deny her father? My brother who are youπŸ˜‚
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But how can a girl be Fat' Ugly and Not know how to cook? D Witches in her Village are Heartless oh!!!!πŸ˜€
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Ladies being rude to men will only earn you more days in your father's compound.
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Some girls are only supporting Brazil because that's where their hair comes from.
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