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TOP 50 VERY SHORT FUNNY DIS JOKES - sarcasm, laughing tonics, comedy pills

If u're my friend, be my friend. If u're my enemy, be my enemy. Stay one place and stop confusing the thunderπŸ˜’
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Don't let anyone who doesn't give u money give u headache Panadol is now #200
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Nowadays u go to a club and u think is a P.T.A meeting Too many young girls and old men
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If He Only Wants Your Breasts, Legs And Thighs Send Him To KFC. "Grow Up, You're Not A CHICKEN"
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A good name is better than fine perfume
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Weaves are meant to enhance beauty, but some girls wear them to confirm gender.
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Ladies If his phone rings and he goes outside ,my sister follow him & help him find the signal.
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My Secondary School Teacher Taught Me Most Of The Lies I Tell Today, She'll tell Me To Write A Letter To My Uncle Abroad When She Knows My Uncle Is In The Village..
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If her phone rings and she stares at you before picking, my brother just know your 'assistant' is calling πŸ˜‚
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Behind every stingy uncle, there is a useless university girl eating his money.
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I Really Thank God That You Girls Can't Draw Dimples! πŸ˜‚
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You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone?? That's common sense leaving your body.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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If you're taken, let it be known. Stop acting single. And wasting people's time in ur inbox
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Some of you are not really humble, You are just broke.
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when your girlfriend say "we need to talk" and she starts with words like " you know i love you right " My brother just cry because you're about to be single
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Nigeria uncles be like U re now a big girl oooo Oya turn around let me see In fact sit on my lap
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Not all πŸ‘¬ men are players Some of them are coaches and referee
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If he give you money for abortion use dat money for babyShower When the baby is born tell him 2 kill the baby himself
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Some people English be like, "Am tall in complexion"
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A girl wrote on her status "All men are goats" And i asked her "Have u given ur father grass today?:v And she blocked me. Pls did i ask anything bad?
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Some parents want their daughter to get married but they don't allow them to go out of d house Let them sit at home and Download the husband na
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Assuming people can fear God the way they fear soldiers Dis life for never spoil reach like dis
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Some girls have never seen the doors of a gym but they are physically fit from running from one man to another.
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Listening to your wife is like looking at the terms and conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still agree.
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Make Sure You Live A Better Life Than Someone You Gossip About..
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Ladies if your Ex text you and say " I still love you and i want you back" My sister just reply "i don't do part 2's i'm not a Nigerian movie"
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U can't date a man living with his mother but u can date a man living with his wife. how do U want Ur thunder, fried or Boiled?
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How can u go to a pharmacy shop to buy poison to kill urself And u still wait to collect change Re u serious
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People who argue on their cell phones in public should do it on loud speaker so we can hear both sides of the story. Period.
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In Africa no-one will believe you got HIV from a razor blade. It must be through sex
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U'll be prayn 4 ur sugar daddy to remember u, his wife wll be praying 4 him to forget u.U pple are just confusing d innocent man
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My brother you are saying your wife can't cook? it's okay !!you're in a marriage not a restaurant
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Laughter is the best medicine But if you are 😁 laughing for nothing U need medicine
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Why do some girls say "all men are the same" yet they haven't tried me? That should be a police case, False Accusation!
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Women are very funny, you will meet a girl in a taxi.You pay taxi fare for her and buy her Yoghurt then exchange numbers, And you will see her save your name as TAXI YOGHURT.
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Some girls will not be able to see their future husband because of eye lashes
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Some people will come to the ATM, see others on queue and still ask "IS IT PAYING?" No we came to vote in a new president
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My sisters, just because he has a beard doesn't make him man enough even goats have beards and all they do is Meeeehhhh
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When your husband spends lavishly on you , it's love. But when your brother does the same on his wife , he was bewitched.
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AFRICAN TIME = Those who dress smartly and smell nice but still wear a watch that isn’t working are among the problems we have in Africa.
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If your boyfriend has no beards, then you are dating an emoji. Or sticker πŸ˜₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜₯
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Ladies,if your boyfriend invites you to his house,and his friends start leaving 1 by 1,my sister follow the last friend
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“Send me transport money first” has kept many girls away from their future husband πŸ˜…
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Dear ex if I could rewind back the day I meant u I for just stay hux dey cook beans one by one
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Before u Gossip and talk rubbish about someone, sit down, relax, and ask urself Na dis one I come live come do?
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Behind every successful yahoo boy is a jobless πŸ‘§ girl looking for iPhone
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Back in the days when a guy took a girl home to meet his parents it meant that it was a serious relationship.But now its just a format, if you like, meet his ancestors, but you can still become his ex
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Just because you bought a car now you want to organize old students reunion
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"Blah Blah Blah I Need A Man Who Can Cook" My Sister Can You Mix Cement...? πŸ˜€πŸšΆ
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Dear sisters, do not be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.
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