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You will hear a guy saying, I can't date a girl who can't cook when he doesn't even have money for food stuffs
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A guy right now is promising someone's innocent daughter big marriage when e still dey owe MTN #100 card
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Never laugh at your wife’s choices;......You are one of them
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Yes, I have a dirty mind and right now you’re running through it naked
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I have discovered the secret to a clean house; never let your children or husband enter it.
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Your job as a man is to make sure she doesn't need another man.
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My brother, social media does not ruin relationships, but acting single on it do. Be Proud Of Her
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You have 15 polo shirts, 13 of them are ADIEU MAMA and you are claiming big boy. Well done sir, minister of burials affairs
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My brother even if you are unemployed, Wear suit and carry πŸ’Ό briefcase Enter town and confuse your enemies
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Until you put a ring on it she is free to entertain anyone she likes and respond to our inbox.
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My brother if you send her #500 airtime and she sends you a "please call me" Marry that woman, she knows how to budget.
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INTERVIEWER: How did you and Eggistu meet
PEPISCO: It was love at first grab
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You text him and he doesn't text back; He was obviously so excited you texted that he fainted

Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your balls gets smaller?

Men say that women should come with instructions.. what's the point in that ? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions? πŸ‘€ w

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - groucho_marx
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
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of course! women don't work as hard as men cos they get it right the first time
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Men have PMS too
P - piss &
M - Moan
S - Syndrome
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Slim guys with dreadlock......looking like a mopping stick..😁😁😁
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African ladies Don't say it's over anymore they let you be in the relationship alone.
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Girls should be allowed to sell their unserious boyfriends the way football clubs sell their unwanted players
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If boys are not careful they will date the same girl twice. They will be like " Babe you look familiar " . And she will be like. " Yes you dated me in 2012,then I was dark but now am fair.πŸ˜‚
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Just because you paid her transport fare and now you want to enter her ? My brother be a gentle man, transport is not bride price
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Some guys either you bath with your their or bath with their phone just to protect their marriage
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In every girls inbox there is a guy chatting to himself , he says "Hello" today and replies himself "Hi" tomorrow
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If ur girlfriend answers her phone in front of u and starts clicking the "volume down" button. That's him my brother... that's him. Your deputy is calling...
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A girl leaves you because you are broke instead of finding a job you go and search for another girlπŸ˜‚...
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Some guys because their Crush now Lives in their area, They will be wearing suit to fetch water.. Bros be yourself na why you dey form
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Ladies, stop complaining that a guy is disturbing you with calls or whatever....Just ask him for money and you will never hear from him again...Simple
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How can you chase a girl for 4 years is she a university degree?
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Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy who is asking for lady's phone number in a taxi
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Before you call a woman a " Gold Digger " ask yourself , do you even have gold ?
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When the weather is this cold, no woman is Ugly..
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In every woman's inbox, there is a guy wasting his time.
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The amount of lipstick some guys have swallowed in the name of kissing is enough to paint two local governments schools.
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A man who raises his hand to beat a woman never raised it in class to answer questions
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Build a man up and he will still leave you for the girls who didn't want him when he was broke
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Guys have 3 types of boxers
1:normal boxers
2:sagging boxers
3:She's Coming BoxersπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸƒπŸƒ
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Baby please manage this 500k for not calling you yesterday That's how real men apologize
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I don't like people who say women love money was Judas Iscariot a Woman?
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They will be calling you My Queen, just ask them for 10k, Kingdom will scatter, Igwe will run away to another kingdom; Poor guys
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Ladies, If you pay rent alone but your man comes over,walks around naked,eats all your food. That's not a man,that's a Rat!πŸ˜‚πŸƒ
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Telling a guy you got a boyfriend won't make him leave you alone....ask for money and he'll stop messaging you !
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Stop liking your Bae’s photo like a fool! Ask her who took the photo in her bedroom and she lives alone!
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A broke boyfriend won't mention it to U that your hair is old,They would be like "wow dis your hair keep looking new everyday
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Your boyfriend will buy you #200 airtime once in his life & tell people that he has been supporting you financially.
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Stop asking girls if they have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her food, make her laugh,give her money and let her decide if she's single or not.
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Ordinary iPhone 7 u cannot buy for ur girlfriend and u will b pressing her breast like yesterday fufu......Thunder will soon fire u.
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Your man will cheat on you with different girls but when you cheat on him with one man he will act like you killed his mother
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Ladies if a man reply ur text while watching world cup Marry him He will always have ur time
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