One day Santa called his home and the servant picked up the phone.
Santa : Where is my wife ?
Servant : She is with her husband.
Santa : Fool, I'm her husband !

Servant : Sorry sir, i didn't recognize you, then who is the other man in bedroom with her ?
Santa : How will i know ? Now you listen, do me a favor; Kill the man and my traitor wife....
The faithful servant followed his orders and called back.
Servant : Sir, I succeeded in killing them. What shall i do with their bodies ?
Santa : Drown them in the river behind our building.
Servant : But we don't have any river behind our house.....
Santa : Oops sorry, then this must be a wrong number...

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