VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic series two;


In a chemistry class, the teacher asked the students to name the atmospheric gases:

Musa: oxygen.
Teacher: Good.
Kasali: Nitrogen.
Teacher: That's my boy!!!!
Esther: Hydrogen.
Teacher: Wonderful!!!!!! !
Alinco: Tear gas.
Teacher: Alinco, you have one more chance, else you will be punished.
Alinco thinks hard and says, "Fabregas"


A Journalist went to interview the doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued :

Journalist : How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not ?
Doctor Kappudon : Well, we first fill a bathtub with water and then give a teaspoon, a glass cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub.
Journalist : Obviously a normal person would use the bucket since it’s bigger.
Doctor Kappudon : No, you’re stupid! A normal person would pull the DRAIN PLUG! Nurse, admit this idiot in Ward 7.


A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."


    Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."


A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Eggistu: No, he did it all by himself.
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