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VERY SHORT FUNNY JOKES - laughing tonic series three; pengaze.com


Eggistu: "Akpos, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
Akpos: "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
Eggistu: "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."



Akpos: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Akpos: Great. I never could before.


Akpors sees Eggistu on a monday morning
Akpors:     Is this a ghost or human being
Eggistu: Still a human being for now actually
Akpors:     Oh, so you're still alive after telling me yesterday that you'll commit sucide before today
Eggistu: I later changed my mind when I reasoned it to be illegal; I don't want to be a wanted criminal, you know
Akpors:     But nobody goes to Jail when they die!
Eggistu: Haven't you heard of the saying " WANTED DEAD or ALIVE"


Alinco was lying unconscious on a hospital bed. After a week he finally regained consciousness. The doctor was immediately summoned.
DOCTOR: Your recovery was a miracle.
ALINCO: Thank God! That means I don't have to pay you.
One word to describe Alinco


Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Sally is a smart little girl, it's just that she talks too much in school. I've got an idea I want to try, which I think may break her habit of talking too much."
Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back: "Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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