I MISS MY FRIENDS
FRYING PAN TO FIRE
AKPORS VERSUS TEACHER
Teacher: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year,
are you going to pass this class at all?
Akpors : (whispheres) Such a dumb teacher, how can u get foam without adding water, are we going to know anything at all wit dis teacher?
LADIES AND MEN PALAVA
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster; My husband came home, ate dinner in 3 minutes and fell asleep. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house; it was like a fairy tale!
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At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great; I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, no dinner, the electricity was cut because I forgot to pay the bill; so I took my wife out for dinner which was so expensive that I had no money left for a cab. We walked home which took an hour and when we got home, I remembered there was no electricity and had to light candles all over the house!
Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is....
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