1. How does a clown taste when eaten by a crocodile?

2. How do you know the ocean greets you?
3. Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?
4. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
5. Why do people never eat clocks?
6. What kind of dog eats with his ears?
7. What will be the reply if you ask a dog how’s life?
8. Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read?
9. Why is it a bad idea to play poker with a jungle cat?
10. What is the one place your pet can sit on, but you can’t?
11. If TVs run on electricity and trucks run on gas, what do cats run on?
12. What do you name a bear without an ear?
13. Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus?
14. Two walls arrange a date; where do they meet?
15. How do you call a boat without a rope?
16. Why is the book on glue fascinating?
17. How many pears grow on a tree?
18. What would you call the child of a vampire and a snowman?
19. Why did the bee marry?
20. What happens when a cop gets into bed?

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