A recent scientific study showed that out of
2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Eggistu breaks an old vase at his rich uncle‘s house. His uncle gets
extremely angry and yells:
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UNCLE: Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!
EGGISTU: (sags in relief) Oh, good that it wasn’t new.
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UNCLE: Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!
EGGISTU: (sags in relief) Oh, good that it wasn’t new.
I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a
password on their Wi-Fi.
A man goes to the lawyer:
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MAN: What is your fee?
LAWYER: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions.
MAN: Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?
LAWYER: Yes, what is your third question?
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MAN: What is your fee?
LAWYER: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions.
MAN: Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?
LAWYER: Yes, what is your third question?
TEACHER: Where were you born,
Sir?
EGGISTU: In the United States.
TEACHER: OK, and which part?
EGGISTU: My entire body.
EGGISTU: In the United States.
TEACHER: OK, and which part?
EGGISTU: My entire body.
BUS DRIVER to passenger: Don’t you want to sit
down?
PASSENGER: No, I am in a hurry.
PASSENGER: No, I am in a hurry.
MUM: Why did
you put your teddy in the freezer?
EGGISTU: I would like to have a polar bear.
EGGISTU: I would like to have a polar bear.
MAN: Do you know what our 6 year old son
wants to be once he’s big?
WIFE: No.
MAN: A garbage man. And you know why?
WIFE: No, why?
MAN: Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.
WIFE: No.
MAN: A garbage man. And you know why?
WIFE: No, why?
MAN: Because he thinks they only work on Tuesdays.
TEACHER: OK class, who will
give me the chemical formula for water?
EGGISTU: HIJKLMNO.
TEACHER: What on earth are you on about?
EGGISTU: Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!
EGGISTU: HIJKLMNO.
TEACHER: What on earth are you on about?
EGGISTU: Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!
Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Eggistu fall asleep.
Half an hour later mummy opens the door quietly and asks: “And, is he asleep?”
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Eggistu answers: “Yes, finally.”
Half an hour later mummy opens the door quietly and asks: “And, is he asleep?”
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Eggistu answers: “Yes, finally.”
PEPISCO: Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?
EGGISTU: Not at all, it kills them!
EGGISTU: Not at all, it kills them!
EGGISTU: I’ll call you later!
PEPISCO: Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Pepisco
PEPISCO: Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Pepisco
PEPISCO: Are you alright?
EGGISTU: Actually, technically, I’m half left and half right.”
EGGISTU: Actually, technically, I’m half left and half right.”
DAD: What is it?
EGGISTU: “It” is a pronoun.
EGGISTU: “It” is a pronoun.
EGGISTU:
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
PEPISCO: Yes
EGGISTU: Well I’m still working on it.
PEPISCO: Yes
EGGISTU: Well I’m still working on it.
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